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看了坛子上四神棍的英文名讨论,于是无可抑制的脑补如下。另,我觉得Master一般用于称呼大师或者老师比较多,所以应该对极道用Master。主人的话,我觉得应该对枫岫称Lord。至于拂樱的斋主和香香的楼主,我只能想到Host,对于凯旋侯,大概是用marquis之类的,按理也是尊称Lord,但是我更喜欢Your Highness的王族称谓。 ;`X~ k|7K
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One day, the body of PILI is invaded by virus. 某天,霹雳被病毒侵入。 6__K#r
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血小板拂樱异变成醉酒癫狂的香香:(Nonstop moving around, turning around) Oh my God! Oh my goodness! Oh Jesus! Where is my love?! Where is my honey?! I cannot find you anywhere! tr=@+WHp
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血红细胞之主枫岫:(Chasing and Following)Wake up, my boy! Hold on, my boy! 4.'JLArw
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接到敌情前来的白血球之王醉饮黄龙:(Pointing the sword at 香香) Fire! 0+j}};
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NPC白血球众:Yes, Your Highness! (Going to fire) sOz sY7z3Z
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血红细胞之主枫岫:Wait! Wait! Wait! Please be gentle! Be gentler, please! @[v8}D
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NPC白血球众:Yes, My Lord! (Fire and fight gently) f'_M0x
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Later, the Evil win.后来,邪恶胜利。 L
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NPC白血球众:We are afraid that we lost the battle, Your Highness. +$,dwyI2t
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白血球之王醉饮黄龙: (Nonstop moving around, turning around) Oh my God! Oh my goodness! Oh Jesus! I failed! ]7vf#1i<
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大脑中枢极道: Calm down, Your Highness! We have secret weapon. Call him! qd8pF!u|#
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NPC白血球众:Yes, master! 2*Q3.2 Z
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Suddenly, the Evil begin to lose power.突然,邪恶失去了力量。 Y`^o7'Z2^P
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变异血小板香香:Who are you? Do not waste of energy, nobody can beat me! I am the host of body! Blablabla... t7^D-l
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青霉素之王凯旋侯:(Shining arriving) Hahaha, interesting! Destroy him. p:tN642
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NPC青霉素众:Yes, Your Highness! U&Ab#m;
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At the end, the Evil die. But somebody did not come back. {:)vwUe{
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血红细胞之主枫岫:Where is my boy? Where is my love? My lovely lovely little pink, where are you?!! .eY`Ri<3t
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血红细胞之主枫岫:No, I am calling somebody who is pink. QiU_hz6?v
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血红细胞之主枫岫:Impossible! You are green not pink! F[]&1
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青霉素之王凯旋侯:I just turn to green, trust me. !tBeuemN%
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血红细胞之主枫岫:(Nonstop moving around, turning around) Oh my God! Oh my goodness! Oh Jesus! 0'@u!m?
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大脑中枢极道: I just know him love pink so much. xFwXW)
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白血球之王醉饮黄龙: Me too. f3t.T=S
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青霉素之王凯旋侯:Me three. ^#w{/C/n
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嗯,我自己的萌点在英文,觉得四神棍抓狂说英文感觉很二,哈哈哈。